THE SARCASTIC SURVEY FOR MEANIES *ROFL*

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.

Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Really?? Well you're looking at the cutest one! *grin*

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome:
YR: Have you looked into the mirror yet? Here, take a good look of yourself.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: Hahaha coolness. Hey, can you get everything what I want since you're so rich and famous? You'll be able to do it, right?

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: Then I should have heard about you from Guinness Records. Are you in there??

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Wow Bruneian. Really? You know I'm a friend of the Sultan and we can arrange a performance show at his palace. You're so on the list. X)

If an annoying pretty woman says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Hahaha I'm not gay.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: Who cares if you're interested. I bet nobody's interested in you either.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Har har. Thanks for the compliment and you're nobody's type too.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Well even if I'm not, nobody would want to get a ride with you either.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Hahaahha really?? Why don't you try do it now?

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: Hahaha. Nice try.

2) May I have your cell phone? please please please?
YR: Oooh you're so poor that you want other's cellphone?

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: Owh I've already had plans and I don't see why should I hangout with you.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: If you're less annoying as you are now, that'll probably be something I might like about you. But wait, that's so impossible.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: Oh I'm really bad at telling lies.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi slut.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: Are you sure that it's not you?

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: You don't have to be better than me to be so hateable you know.

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Seriously, you need a mirror.

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Oh really? what kind of race? I'll consider about it. You know my schedule's pretty tight.

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: Thanks, but I don't.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: You have hearing problems.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: No I do not want to go back to hell. Once's the limit.

4) Please call me...
YR: I'd rather call your parents because you're simply moronic now.

5) The break up hurt me so much..
YR: Go seek a doctor, I can't heal you.

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Gee thanks! Bye.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've Changed!
YR: You mean, you're even more uglier before this?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Thanks, but no. I don't need it.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Really, for the last time, thanks and no, I effin don't need it. Have a nice life.

:: p/s ::

Balqis's answer is GOOOOOD.

ahahahahaha.

And this is the best I can do. lol.
You want the meanie me?
Find me, in the morning.